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  • sush
    07-09 01:06 PM
    Mine is TSC peding since May 2006.
    Upgraded to PP on Jun 19th 2007, no updates yet.




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  • perm2gc
    08-24 10:22 PM
    If I were you, I would read the "captions" before responding.:mad: come out of box dude




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  • fromnaija
    11-13 01:01 PM
    That, my friend, is the question! It is the risk associated with using AC21 before I-140 approval.

    How do we know that I-140 is "approvable"?




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  • Sakthisagar
    10-14 10:32 AM
    Source The OH law firm

    The Oh Law Firm (http://www.immigration-law.com/)


    10/14/2010: USCIS Pre-Registration Requirement Rule-Making Agenda in Nonimmigrant and Immigrant Proceedings - How Soon?

    The USCIS has been pushing proposals to change procedures of filing of nonimmigrant petitions as well as I-485 applications for sometime. The agency placed these proposals on its agenda this year and surely enough, it has initiated the first part of its agenda in its rule-making vault. The agency drafted and has been seeking the OMB approval for proposed regulation to require pre-registration of the H-1B petitions, apparently as part of its business transformation transition program. It appears that the proposed pre-registration requirement in the H-1B petition process may not bring a drastic impact on the H-1B petitioning employers and the alien beneficiaries. However, its agenda for requiring I-485 applicants to pre-register their intents to file I-485 applications regardless of the visa number availability in the Visa Bulletin will have a significant impact on the immigrants because the proposed rule would discontinue the concurrent filing process for employment-based adjustment of status applicants and would require that an alien seeking to immigrate based upon a classification that is subject to numerical limitations must be the beneficiary of an approved immigrant petition prior to proceeding through a revised adjustment of status process. In plain language, it means that it would terminate the current I-140 and I-485 concurrent filing procedure. The agency justification was to streamline the overall I-485 process and to mitigate visa retrogression through improved estimation of immigrant visa availability. This proposal is still in the vault of the USCIS rule-making agenda with the initial estimation of the proposed rule initiation action in October 2010. We have no information as to whether or not the agency will keep this schedule or will rather turn it over to FY 2011. Whether it initiates sooner or later, it will not have an immediate impact on the foreign workers seeking a green card as the rule-making process will drag into months to come in year 2011. But this is something one has to keep an eye on the development of the USCIS schedules of changes in application procedures. For the reasons, this site will closely monitor the agency's movement from here on. Please stay tuned to this web site for the development of this news.



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  • mmandal
    06-08 12:18 PM
    Chanduv23 wrong on both counts:

    "For those who do not care about families - tearing families is the worst thing that can ever happen and if you are on that side, you will understand the pain."

    No one is "tearing families." Restricts family immigration to just spouses and children under 21. No more uncles, aunts, nephews and nieces. If people want to come they need to on their merits. Think about LPRs who have to wait years on end to even get their spouses in.

    "And for those who think CIR failed which is good for us - just think about the 12 million illegals and walk in their shoes - what goes through them - CIR is their only hope."

    No one said CIR failing was good for us because it provided relief for illegals. No jealousy here sir. We wanted CIR to fail because in 'saving' illegals it screwed us. If the illegals took a risk in breaking the law its their burden to bear. Moreover, asking the basic question of why illegals and why not legals should be a part of debate. I believe, our interest is best served by strongly differentiating ourselves from the illegals. Lets do without the socialism.




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  • kingkon_2000
    06-08 11:59 AM
    I entered the US as a student in Jan '99 and did a couple of trips on my F1 visa and since I got my H1-B approval notice in 2001, I never left until last December '07 and returned with a stamped H1-B visa.

    I would be "ok" if they asked for all returns since 2001 as that's when I actually started working and used the H1-B, but why is he asking for returns from 1999, I have no clue...

    That's why I mentioned it feels like he wants to deny my applicatoin. Can he deny it if I can't produce the returns for '99 and '00 even though I filed my returns and the IRS can't produce evidence that I did or didn't?

    I do have the W-2's from '99 and '00...

    Any ideas/help from senior members or someone that had a similar situation?

    If you have w-2's you just need to fill 1040NR-EZ and send it back to the requesting officer. I don't understand what is the problem in fill a form and signing it and sending in the copies of it... what difference does it make if it was filled in 1999 or 2008 as it will be the same thing.... if they have a problem ask them to verify it with IRS which I am sure they will not able to do as there is no way so they have to accept what you submit... just my $0.02.. ask your attorney about this...



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  • satishku_2000
    02-21 11:02 AM
    Hey

    I thought I am the only poor soul looking for whole month to see the processing dates, Finally they have published today.

    I have seen that I-140 EB3 moved siginificantly But still away from the my receipt date.

    Hopefully you have a good news :)




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  • txh1b
    05-07 12:02 AM
    DOJ also has videos on other religions and cultures if anyone is interested. Links below.

    http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/BJA/pubs/diversity.html

    http://bja.ncjrs.gov/diversity/flash.html



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  • Pagal
    07-19 09:37 AM
    Hello,

    Even as per Indian courts, the contract is valid only if mutually enforceable, which means that the company also needs to give you a two month's notice in case of termination.

    Though there is very little risk, why burn the bridges? Be nice and negotiate a mutually agreed exit ... put in some extra hours if needed to transfer the knowledge or to answer any questions to your current job later on. I doubt if your current manager will turn down such an arrangement whereby you help him/her out when needed over a course of next two months...

    For your career, the network is more important than the immediate monetary benefits, just my two cents... :)




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  • karthiknv143
    07-16 01:49 PM
    r there any updates to anything ? :eek:



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  • gconmymind
    04-10 06:10 PM
    its funny. everyone is talking about recession, weak dollar, foreclosures, job cuts , etc etc. but the number of h-1b applications continues to rise each year (last year it was 123k, this year it is 163k).

    isn't this a funny and/or strange statistic ? :confused:

    anyway, i wish all applicants the best. i was in the same position last year and i know how it feels. hopefully, uscis is better prepared to handle this volume, after last years experience.

    -a

    There should be stricter provisions on starting dates for approved H1s. There is no compulsion for a company to use an approved H1 if it doesn't want to. Companies apply in anticipation of demand and will eat their losses (H1/lawyer fee only. They will generally not send an employee to USA until they find a project) if they dont find a project. This is especially true of service based companies, desi or otherwise. Development companies like Microsoft, Google, etc. will not aply for H1 in April and ask the candidate to start in, say, March of next year. I think they will need to start applying for their overseas employees based on demand at their US work location in the future so they dont lose out in the hunt for talent..

    It will be interesting to see how many H1s actually start working within 90 days, 1.e. by 1st Jan. If they dont, it clearly means (in most cases, in my opinion) there was no real demand...

    Increasing the quota will do no good...I think the lottery is here to stay for a while. Goodluck to everyone in the lottery!




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  • jonty_11
    06-11 12:18 PM
    Guys,

    Every news channel and radio stations is talking abt Bush bringing back teh Immi bill. And I think he will

    He will armtwist Congress to pass it like he got the Iraq funding bill passed (w/o plan for withdrawal).....We should have a plan to bring in our ammdts as soon as the bill hits floor again...

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/06/11/bush.immigration.ap/index.html



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  • seahawks
    06-27 01:18 AM
    yes was filed by lawyer, but in his defense, I had to review all the paper work, I did not do a good job either.




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  • jonty_11
    01-16 04:43 PM
    Yes , I am planning to take the test too......



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  • dbevis
    December 5th, 2003, 11:13 PM
    Could you put a link up to that plug in? I really like that.

    I was playing around with it again tonight - I posted a couple more examples in the gallery area, under "landscapes".

    This is not a plugin, persay. It's a PaintShop Pro script - not PhotoShop. Here's what the script does:

    Split to RGB, discard G & B

    "Clarify" (twice) at a high value to deepen the contrast range.

    Adjusts the luminance channel to further enhance contrast.

    Colorizes the image with a hue value of 160 and saturation a low setting of 20 to slightly shift grays towards blues.

    I then added the original full-color image in as a layer and merged the two with partial opacity in (I think) "hue" mode.


    The Clarify operation gives it an "old" look by accentuating and muddling the contrast. The lumininance adjustment makes the overall appearance more 'harsh'. The shift towards blue tends to simulate a bit of fading (like an old snaphot, I guess).

    The painting-like effect comes from merging in the colors from the original.

    Here's the actual script file (it's in the "Python" programming language):

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    from JascApp import *

    def ScriptProperties():
    return {
    'Author': '',
    'Copyright': '',
    'Description': '',
    'Host': 'Paint Shop Pro',
    'Host Version': '8.00'
    }

    def Do(Environment):
    App.Do( Environment, 'SplitToRGB', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'SelectDocument', {
    'SelectedImage': 0,
    'Strict': App.Constants.Boolean.false,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'FileClose', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Silent,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'SelectDocument', {
    'SelectedImage': 0,
    'Strict': App.Constants.Boolean.false,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'FileClose', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Silent,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'SelectDocument', {
    'SelectedImage': 0,
    'Strict': App.Constants.Boolean.false,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'Clarify', {
    'Strength': 4,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'Clarify', {
    'Strength': 4,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'HistogramAdjustment', {
    'LuminanceChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 245,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': 0.01,
    'LowClipLimit': 2,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': 0.01,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'RedChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 255,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'LowClipLimit': 0,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'GreenChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 255,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'LowClipLimit': 0,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'BlueChannel': {
    'Appearance': 0,
    'Gamma': 1,
    'HighClipLimit': 255,
    'HighClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'LowClipLimit': 0,
    'LowClipLimitPercentage': None,
    'MaxOutput': 255,
    'MinOutput': 0
    },
    'TargetChannel': 0,
    'OverlayResultHistogram': App.Constants.Boolean.true,
    'HistogramEditMode': App.Constants.HistogramEditMode.Luminance,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'IncreaseColorsTo16Million', {
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })

    App.Do( Environment, 'Colorize', {
    'Hue': 160,
    'Saturation': 20,
    'GeneralSettings': {
    'ExecutionMode': App.Constants.ExecutionMode.Default,
    'AutoActionMode': App.Constants.AutoActionMode.Match
    }
    })




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  • h1bemployee
    02-25 09:03 PM
    Are you for real? USCIS has nothing to do with LCA amendment. That should be DOL (Department of Labor).

    thats what my employer told me....



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  • fromnaija
    08-18 04:41 PM
    If she is here on H4 and while she was here her H1B got approved then there is no problem. As H1B is not VISA and its intent to hire. Infact if she wanted to to Join work on H1B, she will need to apply status change application for H4 to H1B.

    No, not correct. Since she got a new I-94 her status changed to H1 w.e.f October 1, 2008.
    However, because she did not work she is currently out of status. She will have to change her status back to H4 either by going out of country and re-entering with H4 visa or filing I-539.




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  • john2255
    07-20 02:44 PM
    I am sorry to start a new thread but I feel the following thread is not getting the importance it should get. Everyone please dont miss the following thread. Its a big defeat during our celebrations.

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=10751

    Major loss to us Cornyn amendment rejected




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  • r2i2009
    05-18 01:59 PM
    Bullcrap....EB3 will become "U" in next one.

    Too many Desis....too many competition for visa numbers....EAD is my GC for next 5 yrs.




    GCapplicant
    10-12 04:19 PM
    I filed on 8th August and havent yet received my notices in mail.. I contacted my lawyer today and he sent copies of my receipts and then he also found out that they had received my FP notice .. I am supposed to go on 27th Oct to Newark USCIS... Anyone coming on same day ..

    My application is being processed at Texas..

    Not many people who have filed with me has recieved any notices as of yet..

    So dont worry guys we all should be fine..

    Glad to see a NJ applicant to receive FP.Hope we also receive ours soon.Thanks for the update




    r50000
    07-27 06:30 PM
    hi All,

    Is there any way to know if employer revoked I140. With what I understand if the employer revokes within 180 days of I485 filing, then we are screwed.

    Thanks for the replies.

    thanks!



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